Captain Trips has hit the East Coast first!
I've been down with this ugly virus(?) for about 48 hours now and its only a matter of time before tubeneck sets in.
Or maybe its some super-flu or military virus and I will turn into a zombie. IDK the fever is clouding my judgment.
Either way I just want it to end, I had no idea there were this many muscles in my throat and that all of them could blow up like dried balloons but thats whats happened.
I can barely swallow and it seems to so contagious that for every 3 people I know, they each know 2 people who also have it! And I'm never sick!
Beware of the Captain Trips!!!